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A Walk on the Beach by Doitsu-The-Epic A Walk on the Beach :icondoitsu-the-epic:Doitsu-The-Epic 3 0 Budding Rose by Doitsu-The-Epic Budding Rose :icondoitsu-the-epic:Doitsu-The-Epic 2 0 Pear Blossom by Doitsu-The-Epic Pear Blossom :icondoitsu-the-epic:Doitsu-The-Epic 2 0 Pink Hibiscus by Doitsu-The-Epic Pink Hibiscus :icondoitsu-the-epic:Doitsu-The-Epic 4 0 White Rose by Doitsu-The-Epic White Rose :icondoitsu-the-epic:Doitsu-The-Epic 2 5
Crackfic No. 2
Once upon a time, there was a young boy named William Alexander who always dreamed of becoming the world's best Auror. He trained every day for 9,409 hours in order to beat his rival, The Apocalyptic Menace. The day of the big competition arrived, and William Alexander came armed with a medallion and his unstoppable determination. They were pitted against each other in a battle of wits, and William Alexander emerged as the silver victor! His achievement is celebrated every Hetalia Day.
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Paralellograms in the Night Sky (Contest Entry)
A young woman named Zia Marie loved making art, and practiced sculpting all day long to become the very best in all her town. But one day, she was completely stumped. She looked around her room, full of art pieces featuring mystical apocalypses, sci-fi landscapes of a futuristic Boston, and a portrait of Natalie Portman that looked so real, you could start a conversation with it. But nothing inspired her. Had she really created everything there was to create? Depressed, she looked out her window, and made a wish on a nearby paralellogram  for inspiration to return to her. The next morning, she sprung out of bed, and used her skill in sculpting to create the most beautiful deviation depicting fishing metaphors writing anyone had ever seen. That night, she shouted out the window, "Thanks, paralellogram!"
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Black and White Eye by Doitsu-The-Epic Black and White Eye :icondoitsu-the-epic:Doitsu-The-Epic 4 0 Rose III by Doitsu-The-Epic Rose III :icondoitsu-the-epic:Doitsu-The-Epic 6 0 Rose II by Doitsu-The-Epic Rose II :icondoitsu-the-epic:Doitsu-The-Epic 7 0 After The Rain by Doitsu-The-Epic After The Rain :icondoitsu-the-epic:Doitsu-The-Epic 3 0 Rose by Doitsu-The-Epic Rose :icondoitsu-the-epic:Doitsu-The-Epic 6 2 Monopoly: Chance by Doitsu-The-Epic Monopoly: Chance :icondoitsu-the-epic:Doitsu-The-Epic 2 7 Monopoly: St. Charles Place by Doitsu-The-Epic Monopoly: St. Charles Place :icondoitsu-the-epic:Doitsu-The-Epic 2 0 Monopoly: The Iron Hull by Doitsu-The-Epic Monopoly: The Iron Hull :icondoitsu-the-epic:Doitsu-The-Epic 3 0 Monopoly: The Second Chance by Doitsu-The-Epic Monopoly: The Second Chance :icondoitsu-the-epic:Doitsu-The-Epic 2 0


APH: Don't make a sound by xiaoyugaara
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APH: Don't make a sound :iconxiaoyugaara:xiaoyugaara 813 164
Aquarius by maivalkov Aquarius :iconmaivalkov:maivalkov 94 28 The Last by DontSpeakSilent The Last :icondontspeaksilent:DontSpeakSilent 41 17 APH: I wanna be with You by xiaoyugaara
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APH: I wanna be with You :iconxiaoyugaara:xiaoyugaara 706 80
Hogsmeade time by viria13 Hogsmeade time :iconviria13:viria13 15,245 503 New Tattoo by Accado New Tattoo :iconaccado:Accado 184 55 OB-EY 38D by JulchenBeilshmidt OB-EY 38D :iconjulchenbeilshmidt:JulchenBeilshmidt 265 20 Bon baisers de France by Accado Bon baisers de France :iconaccado:Accado 301 50 APH: Brofist by xiaoyugaara APH: Brofist :iconxiaoyugaara:xiaoyugaara 1,038 130 APH: Blood Lust by xiaoyugaara
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APH: Blood Lust :iconxiaoyugaara:xiaoyugaara 771 166
APH: My Everything by xiaoyugaara
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APH: My Everything :iconxiaoyugaara:xiaoyugaara 825 109
APH: My Love by xiaoyugaara APH: My Love :iconxiaoyugaara:xiaoyugaara 643 139 Greater Good - Albus by 0theghost0 Greater Good - Albus :icon0theghost0:0theghost0 102 5 another day of life by viria13 another day of life :iconviria13:viria13 15,662 486 family photo by mostlyrainy family photo :iconmostlyrainy:mostlyrainy 47 11 POA sketches by 0theghost0 POA sketches :icon0theghost0:0theghost0 258 27


1: Do you have a crush at the moment?

2: Have you ever been deeply in love?

3: Longest relationship you've ever been in?
A few months maybe?

4: Have you ever changed for someone?
Yes, but not a significant other.

5: How is your relationship with your ex?

6: Have you ever been cheated on?

7: Have you ever cheated?

8: Would you date someone who's well known for cheating?
I have in the past.

9: What's the most important part of a relationship?

10: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?
Flings. I don't need a partner, and I don't like being chained down. 

11: When you are dating someone do you believe in going on "breaks"?
Sure, if both parties agree to it.

12: How many people have you ever hooked up with?
A few.

13: What's one thing you regret saying/doing in a previous relationship?
I love you.

14: What age do you think is appropriate for kids to start having sex?
Whenever they can successfully support a child.

15: Do you believe in the phrase "age is just a number"?
Yes. You can be an old at 29, but still young at 63. 

16: Do you believe in "love at first sight"?

17: Do you believe it's possible to fall in love on the internet?

18: What do you consider a deal breaker?
Someone that doesn't like my dog, tries to change me, or tries to take my friends away from me. I'm sorry. The dog and the friends were here first. You may be my girlfriend, but my friends are important to me. At the end of the day, I can always find someone else to sleep with, but I can't get replacement friends and fluffy canines. They are the most important. 

19: How do you know it's time to end a relationship?
It's usually when the hormones have died down, you no longer have an attraction to the person, and you can't put up with them anymore.

20: Are you currently in a relationship?

21: Do you think people who have dated can stay friends?

22: Do you think people should date their friends?
I do not advise it.

23: How many relationships have you had?
Relationships? 2 that count. I've had several flings and people I've hooked up with, though.

24: Do you think love can last forever?

25: Do you believe love can conquer all things?

26: Would you break up with someone your parents didn't approve of?
Not necessarily. I'd break up with them if my dog, Kris, and/or Cecil didn't approve of them, though.

27: If you could go back in time and give yourself one piece of advice about dating what would it be?
Don't do the thing.

28: Do you think long distance relationships can work?
Yes and no. They require a lot of work.

29: What do you notice first about another person?
I actually never really thought about that before. I turn my head for cars more than I do for humans. It's usually if they have a dog with them... Their collarbones?? I'm not sure.

30: Are you straight, bi, gay or pansexual?
I generally like humans with vaginas, regardless of what they identify as. 

31: Would it bother you if your partner suffered from any mental illness?
Not in the slightest. I'm not all there myself.

32: Have you ever been in an abusive relationship?

33: Do you want to get married one day?

34: What do you think about getting your partner's name tattooed?
Hell no.

35: Could you be in a relationship without sex?

36: Are you still a virgin?
That is classified.

37: What's more important: Looks or personality?

38: Do you enjoy love films?

39: Have you ever given anyone/received roses?

40: Have you ever had a valentine?

41: What's your imagination of a "perfect date"?
August 16 and 17th, 1969

42: Have you ever read "Romeo & Juliet"?
Yes. I could rant about this play for a long time, but I'll save it for another post.

43: What's more important: Your partner or your friends?
I will ALWAYS choose my friends over a significant other. 

44: Would you consider yourself "romantic"?

45: Could you imagine to date one of your current friends?

46: Have you ever been "friendzoned"?

47: Which "famous couple" is your favorite?
I don't have one.

48: What's your favorite love song?
Last Kiss by Pearl Jam or Always Somewhere by Scorpions

49: Have you ever broken someone's heart?
I think so.

50: If you're single, why do you think you are?
Because I want to be. 

51: Would you rather date someone who's rich but a douchebag or someone who's poor but a nice guy/girl?
A poor, but nice girl.

52: Are you good at giving other people advice regarding dating/ relationships?
I consider myself to be mediocre at dating advice; I can snag it, but never keep it.

53: Are you jealous of couples when you're single?

54: How important is it to make a relationship official (p.e. on facebook)?
Not very, especially if it's a young couple.

55: Would you consider yourself "clingy", "overly attached" or "jealous"?

56: Have you ever "destroyed" a relationship?
hAH Indeed I have. 

57: Do you think it's silly to consider suicide because of a broken heart?
Yes. They aren't worth your tears, love. 

58: Are you the "dominant" or the "submissive" part in a relationship?

59: Have you ever forgotten important dates like your partner's birthday or your anniversary?
Yes. Yes I have.

60: What's your opinion on open relationships?
If both parties agree to it, live and let live.

61: Who's more important: Your partner or your family?

62: How do you define "cheating"?
Sticking your penis in/touching vaginas with person(s) B, D, and S while you're in a committed relationship with person M. 

I am not even sorry.

63: Is watching porn while being in a relationship inappropriate?
Hell no.

64: Do you think Valentine's Day is overrated?
 Indeed I do. Of course the day after Unattached Drifter Christmas is Cheap Chocolate Day, so it works out for everyone.

65: Would you consider yourself a "cuddler"?
Yes. I enjoy cuddles.


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Flyingpenguins15 Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2014  Student
Thank you so much for the watch!! :D
Doitsu-The-Epic Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
You're welcome. Also, I'm Chulooandtehgang from Sketchfu. c:
DontSpeakSilent Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Hey thanks for the watch! ;)
Doitsu-The-Epic Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
You're welcome! c:
FluffyCockies Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2014
u need 2 start being here more that sf is dying
Doitsu-The-Epic Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
sobs ik i will 
FluffyCockies Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2014
u better u butt
Doitsu-The-Epic Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
me butt more like u buttery butt
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poptartofeclipse Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
How's school down there?
BridgettStrychnine Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2013  Professional General Artist
Heyyy!! Thanks for all the faves!! You rock!
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